[b:2n1c56hs]How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey[/b:2n1c56hs]

# Go buy a turkey
# Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
# Put turkey in the oven
# Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
# Set the degree at 375 ovens
# Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
# Turn oven the on
# Take 4 whisks of drinky
# Turk the bastey
# Whiskey another bottle of get
# Stick a turkey in the thermometer
# Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
# Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
# Take the oven out of the turkey.
# Take the oven out of the turkey.
# Floor the turkey up off of the pick.
# Turk the carvey
# Get yourself another scottle of botch
# Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
# Bless the saying, pass and eat out